Maybe it’s because I’m an 80’s baby, but I’ve always associated the word “Boss” with Tony Danza. So recently I had an epiphany when I realized that at some point, Rick Ross totally jacked Tony Danza’s “Boss” title… What the fuck man!? You can’t just go and do that shit without a formal BigSteez analysis… So now I’m forced to go and play a game called:
—WHO THE FUCK IS “THE BOSS”—
Since this is a “Title Fight” it will be 5 rounds or til there’s a KO.
Round One: WHO ARE THEY: The Basics…
RICK ROSS – Black rap dude with an amazing beard and a butt load of tattoos. I say that because he has so many tattoos, odds are he has some on his butt cheeks. But that many is definitely “Bossish” in that he hired a ton of artists to tattoo the said buttocks.
TONY DANZA – A good lookin, good cookin, Italian American actor. His unorthodox portrayal of a funny, sensitive, domestic male probably made him the 1990s largest target for girls to throw their vaginas at. A very “Boss Like” quality indeed… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who’s_the_Boss%3F
ROUND ONE GOES TO DANZA: Danza’s Pussy magnet > a huge beard & tats.
Round Two: QUALIFICATIONS…